After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? No ballroom.
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
Why do orphans suck at web design? They don’t know what a home page is.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop? So that he could design his own “ website “.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
