God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
God creating cats.
GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.
ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?
GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
What's India's favorite font?
Comic Sanskrit.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.