A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
i made a website for orphans,it doesn't have a homepage
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
I made a website for orphans’ It has no home page’
I made a orphan website it does not have a home page
I made an orphan website
but it did not have a home page
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage
Your hairline design was used as the batman logo
I made a website for orphans. Silly me forget the home page.
I made a web site for orphans there’s no home page
I made a website for orphans it does not have a home pages tho
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately it doesn't have a home page.