Little Johnny

dlm579

Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, “Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?” Mommy xays, “Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy’s garage, now go and play”
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, “Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn’t get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off.”

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Sister

Hi

As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me “Don’t worry son, I wasn’t hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister.”

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked “Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy.”

Hair

Zodiac

Every zodiac sign has a hair style except for cancer

Hair

GirlFixYoDamnWeave

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it’s a great idea, when are you getting one?

Hair

Daddy

All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing

Bad

Anonymous

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." Reporter: "But isn’t that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”

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Girlfriend

!throwbabies

Today I ate out my girlfriend…Jefrrey Dahmer style

Zebra Crossing

YER MUMMA GAIEY

Biggest joke?

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Windows

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor

Alabama

Why in Alabama people don’t use doggy style… Cuz u don’t turn back to your family

Bull

Jade Harris

Normal girl staying her opinion. My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it but “rape” jokes is really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are more better than women but men and women are both good, some one posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap but fuck it I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapist here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But know one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course but it is hard to be a like that. 1 we grow up just the same as men and men don’t always get judge for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see ur underwear shit which is. Pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slit shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!

Bar

Anonymous

Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?

A: Flanders Red Ale.

Nacho

Anonymous

Do you want to wear my sombrero…

Or is that nacho style

Make

Anonymous

What does Donald Trumps hair style called. A comey over.