Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
i wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except cancer
what has only on sense of style
an emo girl
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
what do u call a emo whos emo
an emo
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."
