Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."
You look good with anything, but nothing works too
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
Biggest joke?
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Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
