Style jokes
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
When you can't pick
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!