Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
You look good with anything, but nothing works too
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. They have to come out of the closet sometime
what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
Biggest joke?
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Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
i wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself