Clothing jokes
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Have you seen all the pants with crazy designs on them? I mean, britches be crazy!
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a tree house that has to walk home and walk home?
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.