Clothing

Clothing jokes

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Women

Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?

Because they’ll get chapped lips.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.

How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.

What did one saggy boob say to the other?

"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"