Clothing jokes
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
What did one saggy boob say to the other?
"We better start getting some support around here, or people are gonna think we're nuts!"
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.