I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
I tripped over my wife’s bra. It was a booby trap!
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
