So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.
Dirty bastards.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
