Deodorant jokes

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.