Deodorant jokes

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.