Deodorant jokes

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.

I smell like skunk.

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.