Deodorant jokes

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

What do ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"

His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."

A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.