Deodorant Jokes

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You’re so skinny u use chapstick as deodorant

What do Ants use when they're stinky?

Deodorant.

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes

Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her