Sonic

Sonic Jokes

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What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

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  • Shooting

    Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

    Chuck Norris

    Sonic can run around the world in a second.

    In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

    Dad

    Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

    Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

    Shadow

    Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

    Memes

    Mom

    I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!

    Orphan

    Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

    The Hulk SMASH!

    Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

    Orphan

    "Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

    Sister

    Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

    Red: snooore, snoooore

    Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

    Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

    Chuck VS RED

    Both LOSE!

    Fan

    If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.

    Speed

    Why was Sonic fast?

    To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

    Color

    What color is Sonic's ball?

    Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

    Snail

    Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.

    Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.

    Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.