Sonic jokes
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Sonic Boom in my ass.