Sonic says... April 1st is the best day do a school shooting they will think it’s a joke 😃
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
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Boy 1: Sonic is a fictional character. Boy 2: Yeah, just like your dad.
have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game sonic x? Just google sonic x shadow
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
Sonic Says"if your ever bored and have nothing to do then just punch an orphan in the face who are they gonna tell there parents?
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
if u r a big fan of me go to the move and i kill the badguys a if u dont i will be mad and i will be sonic .exe lol
why was sonic fast? to be rolling around at the speed of sound got places to got to follow my lead
What is Chuck Norris favourite Sonic song Open Your Heart
what color is sonics ball.
Blue because he keeps getting rejected
Where do depressed people got to eat
Suicide sonic
Why is sonic so fat he eats to many chillidogs
tails. hey sonic do you need payback oh you are not a fat hedgehog you are a snail. sonic. but im a fat snail because dr eggman turned me to a snail. tails. i don,t trust you fat snail
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Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
