When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, like, the mom says there's a present, right? But jokes on you, it's just laundry! Betrayal! Then they shoot themselves because of the disappointment. It's dark, get it? You wouldn't, you're probably one of those folks that still thinks laundry sorts itself.