Baldness Jokes

Hairline

Anonymous
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I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Bald Eagle

Anonymous
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What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

Line

anonymous
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What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

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Eagle

Daniel King
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What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Bird

Anonymous
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What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

Rabbit

Anonymous
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Nan

Anonymous
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Your nans bald

Hairline

Anonymous
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You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Hairline

Anonymous
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You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Hairline

Bryson
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your hairline is so bald Mr. Clean even said its bald

Forehead

I am bad at jokes
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People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g

I know it’s really really really really really bad

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Bald Eagle

Anonymous
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why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

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Bald Eagle

Anonymous
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They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.

Bald Eagle

Mom
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How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

Wait

Chris Rock
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GI Jane 2 can't wait to see it

Animal

Anonymous
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Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle

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Pool

Kye Ford
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What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops

Hairline

cici
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"i have a three head" "i have a four head" bald people have a seven head.