Baldness jokes

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

Your nan's bald.

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

What bird doesn’t need a comb?

Bald eagles.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.

Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

What’s ten feet long and bald?

The conga line in the cancer ward.

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.

Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.