Baldness Jokes

Anonymous
in Bald Eagle

What is a bald eagle’s favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

justin
in Hairline

i’m bald

Anonymous
in Hairline

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Daniel King
in Eagle

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

anonymous

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

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Anonymous
in Bird

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

Anonymous

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Anonymous
in Nan

Your nans bald

Anonymous
in Hairline

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Kye Ford

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops

I am bad at jokes
in Forehead

People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g

I know it’s really really really really really bad

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Chris Rock

GI Jane 2 can’t wait to see it

Anonymous
in Bald Eagle

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

Anonymous
in Bald Eagle

They didn’t have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.

Mom
in Bald Eagle

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

Anonymous
in Animal

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle

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PunsGalore
in Dad

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

Sunny side baldis wife

Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you

Anonymous
in Bald Eagle

Why don’t Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!11