Baldness jokes
Your nan's bald.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Bro hes not bald
What animal should wear a wig? A bald eagle!
I'm bald.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD