Baldness jokes
Your nan's bald.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
I'm bald.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Bro hes not bald
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.