Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)

Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you