I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Your nans bald
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What bird doesn’t need a comb
bald eagles
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
what zodiac sign has no hair cancer
i’m bald
People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
Ur so bald that ur Harline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
