Baldness Jokes

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

What’s ten feet long and bald

The conga line in the cancer ward

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

What bird doesn’t need a comb

bald eagles

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Your nans bald

i’m bald

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

your hairline is so bald Mr. Clean even said its bald

People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g

I know it’s really really really really really bad

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

GI Jane 2 can't wait to see it

Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops

"i have a three head" "i have a four head" bald people have a seven head.