Mask jokes
Yo momma so ugly, they celebrate her face every Halloween.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What kind of mask are you wearing?
An Elon Musk!
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub? Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
😷 👕 👖 Stay safe in Quarantine.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Friend: I got bit.
Other friend: By what?
Friend: A dog.
Other friend: (Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies.)
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.