You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Mask Jokes
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone’s breathing masks to laughing gas.
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
I hate wearing a mask in public
A father of five puts on gas mask and a hazard suit, and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked “Dad, what are you wearing?”. The father would answer with “A costume for Halloween.”. the child asked “can i join?”. He said no, for he said it’s their last Halloween. *after that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It’s because he ad-MYERS it.
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own fkn mask mandate.
During this covid shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on. Should you be scared or dumb bastard is that just your boyfriend…
Most people say I’m a clown. Yet they don’t laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I’m a “clown”. Yet I’m not the center of the circus. But I know I’m gonna be a clown forever. Because I can’t take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I’m being called a clown…because my smiling face is fake…
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I’m out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
Astronaut In The Ocean-By- Masked Wolf and watersharky Music Productions- Astro-naut What you know about rollin’ down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy What you know about rollin’ down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean She say that I’m cool (damn straight) I’m like “yeah, that’s true” (that’s true) I believe in G-O-D (ayy) Don’t believe in T-H-O-T She keep playing me dumb (play me) I’ma play her for fun (uh-huh) Y’all don’t really know my mental Lemme give you the picture like stencil Falling out, in a drought No flow, rain wasn’t pouring down (pouring down) See, that pain was all around See, my mode was kinda lounged Didn’t know which-which way to turn Flow was cool but I still felt burnt Energy up, you can feel my surge I’ma kill everything like this purge (ayy) Let’s just get this straight for a second, I’ma work Even if I don’t get paid for progression, I’ma get it (get it) Everything that I do is electric I’ma keep it in a motion, keep it moving like kinetic, ayy (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Put this shit in a frame, better know I don’t blame Everything that I say, man I seen you deflate Let me elevate, this ain’t a prank Have you walkin’ on a plank, la-la-la-la-la, like Both hands together, God, let me pray (now let me pray) Uh, I’ve been going right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf) Pass the baton, back and I’m on Swimming in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign Can you please read between the lines? My rhyme’s inclined to break your spine They say that I’m so fine You could never match my grind Please do not, not waste my time What you know about rollin’ down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy What you know about rollin’ down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean
Why did the heterosexual man 👨 put a mask 😷 on his cock to protect himself from covid silly boy 👦 😜
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy she wanted to protect herself from covid but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo