There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
My mom said the happier a person is when sick the sooner they get better.
So I went to the hospital hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
I hate wearing a mask in public
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
how did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
he was the only one in the village who believed the victim
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
Why did the heterosexual man 👨 put a mask 😷 on his cock to protect himself from covid silly boy 👦 😜
You’re so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so u could wear a mask
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy she wanted to protect herself from covid but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
