CheeseMouse

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Paralyzed Man: * gets up * I’m out of here

Blind Man : Did that paralyzed man just get up

Deaf Man : did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up

Mute Man: did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

Dead Man: did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say didt that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up

Doctor: * calls 911*

911 service: 911 what’s your emergency

Doctor: yes uh, a “normal” person just said taht did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up

911 service: * hangs up*

I call this my great talk with Siri

Me : hey Siri give me and Ur Mom joke

Siri: My mother ? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question

Me : it wasn’t a question

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: you should understand

Siri: hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: no you b***

Your mom is so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her

Your mom is so dumb she called me asking for my phone #