Laundry jokes
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
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Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?
One of them is really loud when you iron it.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?
Downy.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.