Laundry jokes

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?

Because they always come out clean.

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colors...

Need a sock puppet for a joke.

"Hey Soccy?" "What?" "Where do you come from?" "The laundry bin... I don’t wanna talk about it!" 🤣

Joke Tide.

What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in your dirty laundry!

Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.

I was Gandalf the Grey.

But now, after just three washes...

Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

I ran out of bras, so I wore...

My grandma's underpants!

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.