Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
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Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
whats a person with downsydroms fav detergent downy
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
