Laundry

Laundry jokes

Employee

Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?

Because they always come out clean.

Color

Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?

He won't separate the whites from the colors...

Day Off

Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?

Memes

Line

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

Hooker

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

Epilepsy

What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.

Washer

Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.

End

What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?

Baby

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

Seizure

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

A: Throw in some laundry.

Stain

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Blonde

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Woman

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Mom

What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?

The washer doesn't take loads for free.