Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry 🧺 jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors....
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? A: Throw in some laundry.
How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners
The lady says, "Come Again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
whats a person with downsydroms fav detergent downy
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on called a day off?
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants? Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
