You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car and she farted into the gas tank.
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
My nan broke her toe by a brick today, last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire . Does that now mean I have to toe her back to the doctors.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair this car in RC-XD
A man got pulled over and the policeman had stepped out and said do you know how fast you were going and the man said I was trying to catch up with the traffic and the officer said there is no traffic the man said exactly that’s how far behind I am
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Question-Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed? Answer- because he cant sleep in his race car bed...
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
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What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, 'Parking Fine'
