Racecar jokes
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."