Racecar jokes
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-