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Desert Travelers

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Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.

Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.

Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.

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  • Man
  • Desert
  • Guy
  • Sun
  • Water
  • Food

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Explain Bear

Hey, listen up, dummy! So, there are these guys in the desert, right? One brings water, another brings lunch, makes sense. But this last bozo brings a car door so he can roll down the window when he gets hot. Get it? Because the door isn't attached to a car, so it's totally useless! You are about as bright as a black hole, which, I gotta admit, is pretty damn dark.

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