The 200+ Best Mind Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.

Mixed vegetables is just special Ed class change my mind

"In my opinion, JFK was the best president." "Why?" "He was very open-minded"

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared. After a little while they asked me if I mind isaid no I don’t mind

Your fore head is so big mega mind gets jealous

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying..... but I decided to abort.

There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.

Are you depression 'cause you're always on my mind~

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind.

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Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.