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Depression

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind

Osama Bin Laden

Anonymous

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

Depression

Donde Shakur

Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle

Woman

Anonymous

A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

Puns

Anonymous

Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

Line

Anonymous

Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind.

Puns

Anonymous

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

Depression

Nothing

Are you depression 'cause you’re always on my mind~

Wife

aye

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

OH

The Inspector

Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.

School

Smart one kendal

What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!

Puns

Broken pencil

Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

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Darkness

Nellie

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

JFK

Anonymous

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Marriage

Anonymous

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? – Because they change theirs more often.

JFK

Jasper

what was the last thing to go through Jfk’s mind? A Bullet

Russian

friend

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

Osama Bin Laden

Creator

What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.

Puns

Chkn Nuget Dino

Sir, I mustache you a question… Ah, never mind, I’ll just shave it for later.

Baby

Dark_Shadow

Do you have dark humor?

Actually never mind, I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying… but I decided to abort.

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