What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
Alright listen up, even YOU should get this one. It's a dark joke, see? The joke asks what's red and moves fast. The answer is babies in a blender. It's funny because it's unexpected and messed up. You probably didn't get it at first 'cause you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. Now go back to watching your cartoons.