Roadside Assistance

One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about a person and their mom getting hustled by some dudes in a car. They needed a ride and were broke, so the mom, like a true champ, offered some 'favors' to get them moving. But, plot twist, the dudes just used them for a snack run and bailed! Now, you might not get it 'cause your brain's running on dial-up, but it's funny 'cause it's messed up and unexpected. And here's a fact for ya: you probably still believe in the tooth fairy.

Comments (3)

Cool story bro. How about writing another one in which a prepubescent girl gives out blow jobs

AnonymousPedoKiller

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