Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Silent Uber Ride
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius! This joke is peak anti-humor. Basically, nothing happens, nobody says anything, and then bam! 5-star rating. It's funny because it's so dumb and unexpected. Also, it pokes fun at how people rate Uber drivers even if the ride is totally silent and awkward. You probably have social anxiety, so it's good to laugh at rideshares.
Anonymous
Rawr~
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Rawr
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OMG
Anonymous
Ive never seen u say da
Anonymous
ever
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Damn even the website says you short š
Anonymous
TF U MEAN
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Below the text thing it says blank joke
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But below it it says star jokes
Anonymous
huh?
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Okay
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Fair enoufh
Anonymous
Mabye like
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When im older
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Fair enough
Anonymous
I love you <3
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I love you to <333
Anonymous
U didnt see what i deleted right?
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No
Anonymous
good..
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What was it
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Don't do that
Anonymous
eh
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im good
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It's worse than the no eating for a day
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Do that instead
Anonymous
Ill do both =D
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No
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Oh gus
Anonymous
Itll be ok
Anonymous
Hes used to it
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Damnit
Anonymous
Luv, you aint stoppin me
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time ):
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Ily
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I love you to
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<333
Anonymous
Goodnight for uu~
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Gn babe
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I love you
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Like alot
Anonymous
I love u too
Yum Myan
Eat food drink water and sleep goddamn you Iām at a football game
Yum Myan
Go chargers
Yum Myan
Our house
Yum Myan
Ok good bye now wish I could talk moar but I gtg ok good bye
Anonymous
I miss you gus..
Anonymous
So much