Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Alright, listen up, genius! This joke is peak anti-humor. Basically, nothing happens, nobody says anything, and then bam! 5-star rating. It's funny because it's so dumb and unexpected. Also, it pokes fun at how people rate Uber drivers even if the ride is totally silent and awkward. You probably have social anxiety, so it's good to laugh at rideshares.
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Rawr~
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Rawr
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OMG
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Ive never seen u say da
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ever
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Damn even the website says you short š
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TF U MEAN
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Below the text thing it says blank joke
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But below it it says star jokes
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huh?
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Cause you are my star
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awh
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I wish we was still under the bridge rn
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Mhmm
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Kissing under the bridge was amazing
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Js saying i could prolly go homer w/ u one day
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Only if id get a ride back to my house :/
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Fr?
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Sleepover
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No
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My dad wouldnt let me with a guy
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No shit
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Say you are with gwen or something
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Yeah but how would i get home
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Veronica
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Skylers mom
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Probably my mom
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Vrah wouldnt
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Idek bout skyler or urs
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But i can talk to gwen bout it
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I got chineese food =D
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My dad gave me his
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He didnt know id be home yet
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So he onna get himself food l8r
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I want to cuddle
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smae
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same*
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when i saw skylers cat i yelled KITTYYYY
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Mhm
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I ran from his dog
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Hehe
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I smacked your ass
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Heh
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Ik u did0-0
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Felt good?
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:3
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Mabye 0//0
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Hehe
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I do not like the food my dad picked
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What did he pick
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Fucking honey shrimp
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witch is good
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Some typea noodle's or sumthin
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And teryokye chiken
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I hav to do dishes
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:(
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nrn
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Nrn?
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No right now
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Sorry i had to water da dogs
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When we where walking on the railroad I couldn't belive it was real for some reason
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i never thought wed be alone tbh
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When I was pinning you I was losing touch of life, I couldn't comprehend it was actually happening
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Same
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The entire time
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Didnt feel real
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I love you
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Let's do that again sometine
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Time
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I love you to
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We should
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We should
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When I had my hands on your cheeks I was thinking about going in your pants
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0-0
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I would have fucking been suprised but not stop u fs
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I wouldve
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But I'm only now thinking abt it
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Damn-
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Would not have washed my hands after that day
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. . .
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Tmi
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š
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Haha
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Jk
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ok good
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Ur right hand taste more salty
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Right
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Ah yeah
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Sweet
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I got learned left from right
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The picture that u have bring me so much fucking pain..
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Wish I wasn't bricked
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Then I would've cuddled more
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It might be really wet now
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. . .
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Have had it sense 4th grade
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Okay
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You should come by again soon
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Stilll cant let my past go =D
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Really soon
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I wish i coulld
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Shucks
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Ask next time Veronica goes
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I will
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Is liam ok? He wasnt in 5th
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6th*
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Therapist
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oh ok
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I love u
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I love u too =D
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^^
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I cant for our future ^^
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WHY DID SKYLER HAVE A FALOVERD CONDOM THOUGH
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It was flavored?
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Yeah.
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You can tell
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Huh
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Cool
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Yeah
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I had a friend who sent me like 12 pics of flavored condoms
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He gave it to me just incase you were gonna live up to it and sec
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X
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It wasn't gonna fit anyway
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Damn-
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Tbh
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Why you wanted to~
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Ur friend group is amazing
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Not yet
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:/
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When exactly?
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Older
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Idk when
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When you are 13?
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Im going to punch you
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14
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Please stop..
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Okay
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Sorry
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Its ok
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Im fucking cold rn ):
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:(
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If I wS there I would hug you
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Really tightly
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=D
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Your hugs r tight
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That only me and I love you and missed you
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Means
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I miss you after like 2 mins
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Fucking ask colton
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Can u do me a favor?
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Ik
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Yes
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Fill out the blanks with correct answers
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Ice donut popcorn happy lemon light heart apple log arm train window yarn time girl car smile coffee mad food
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no no no Go up and down like the words are and only fill in the missing letter
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Idphlltalaiayigascmf
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No go up and down..
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_ce š§ _onut š© Pop_corn šæ _appy š _emon š L_ght š” Hear_ š _pple š _og šŖµ _rm 𦾠Tra_n š _indow šŖ _arn š§¶ T_me š _irl š© C_r š _mile š C_ffee ā _ad š” _ood š š š®
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Omg js send it one letter at a time
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I
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Omg..
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No
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Re do it no replying
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_ce š§ _onut š© Pop_corn šæ _appy š _emon š L_ght š” Hear_ š _pple š _og šŖµ _rm 𦾠Tra_n š _indow šŖ _arn š§¶ T_me š _irl š© C_r š _mile š C_ffee ā _ad š” _ood š š š®
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Just tell me the fucking answer
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U HAVE IT RIHGT JUST NOT PLACEING IT RIGHT
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I DON'T KNOW HOW
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Fill in the missing letters and only say one letter at a time
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_ce š§ _onut š© Pop_corn šæ _appy š _emon š L_ght š” Hear_ š _pple š _og šŖµ _rm 𦾠Tra_n š _indow šŖ _arn š§¶ T_me š _irl š© C_r š _mile š C_ffee ā _ad š” _ood š š š®
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Oh shit
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one sec i messed smthin up
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_ce š§ _onut š© Pop_orn šæ _appy š _emon š L_ght š” Hear_ š _pple š _og šŖµ _rm 𦾠Tra_n š _indow šŖ _arn š§¶ T_me š _irl š© C_r š _mile š C_ffee ā _ad š” _ood š š š®
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I don't wanna
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Pleaseeeeeee
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I need it
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_ce š§ _onut š© Pop_corn šæ _appy š _emon š L_ght š” Hear_ š _pple š _og šŖµ _rm 𦾠Tra_n š _indow šŖ _arn š§¶ T_me š _irl š© C_r š _mile š C_ffee ā _ad š” _ood š š š®
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I. D. P. H. L. L. I. T. A. L. A. I. W. Y. I. G. C. S. O. M. F
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i giv up
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...
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Same
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whats the longest someone can go without eating?
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Idk
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Whats the longest i should go?
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Til school
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uhm no
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Well you asked me
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Ima js go like 3 days :/
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No
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eh
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To bad
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:(
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I'm telling gus
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NO
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FINE
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Damnit
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Hehe
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Fuck u
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"You should"
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0//0
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I should
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Hehe
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You should
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You WILL
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0///0
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Why u threaten to tell gus ):
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Cause I know you can't lose his trust
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I'm may be stupid but damn am I clever
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Last time i stopped eating he did not like it
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I don't either
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I don't like
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So where's my ten bucks?
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U aint getting it
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U said u don need it
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Damn :(
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I could use it though :3
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I aint sleepin tonihgt
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Man I don't think Gus would like that
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Or jj.
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Jj wont care
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I wont lose guses trust fa one night
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Man fuck you
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Fuck you too <3
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<3
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I js wont eat for one day
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Thats fine
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...
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Dw
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Yeah sure
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...
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U k?
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Not really
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I miss you
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I don't want you neglecting your health
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Its not
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Itsok
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Maybe for you
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Dont worry..
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I'm worrying
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Finger
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Wym?
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Idk
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ok..?
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And fr dont worry its actually normal to not eat for a day
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Just, like..
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I know
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You wont know if its longer than a day
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Fasting
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And shit
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But you aren't fasting
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Im js not eating
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Nvm
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Xo whatever tf
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K..
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Would u care if i told gwen everything that happen
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Go ahead
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oki
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She might yell at u idrk
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Send me pictures of her reaction
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Im emailin her and wont be able to take pics of ha
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So I know wahts comin
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Screen
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Ill show u what she says
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Okay
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Jake will be very prod of u
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proud*
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Ik
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Told em
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Hehe
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=D
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You make me so happy
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Also this
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. . .
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Why u js now telling me..?
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Sorry
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Lemme see the rest of the chat
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If it loads
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She told me she would block uš
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Bruh what?
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She told me
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That she would block u
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on disc
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Does she not like me :(
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None of your friends like me :(
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No
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shes ok with u
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There's a couple
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Ah :D
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Why though
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she js said it would be weird
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And she dosent talk to guy cause than don't talk to girls
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Damn
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Favts
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I'm getting in the shower
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my dad got me a hershy pie but im not allowed to eat :/
Anonymous
Oki ):
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Wanna join :3
Anonymous
Bett~
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I didn't know my body could steam
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I love youu
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I love you to
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And if a shower is hot enough
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it can
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also sorry i was busy
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I was tryna untraumatize my bible..
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Yay you're back!
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=D
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:3
Anonymous
Like i said i was tryna untraumatize my bible..
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It got like black and orangee paint on itš
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Uh huh
Anonymous
I was tryna get it off, i did for the most part but I'm going to have to fully fix it l8r..
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I8r?
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Later
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Gotta say it outloud if theres number
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Oh
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L and I on computer confuse me
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l I
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oh ok
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There's no fuckin difference
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0-0
Anonymous
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Mwah
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Yep
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I love you <2
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Says you bucko
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<3*
Anonymous
IM NOT A FURRY
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I love you too
Anonymous
UHH
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Yes you are
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PRIVE IT
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"Rawr~"
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okwellmabyepartly
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BUT IM BARELY A FURRY
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LIKE
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ITS NOT EVEN THERE
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Into furry videos
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Weird or not
Anonymous
I HAVE ONLY HISSED AT COLTON FOR STEALING MY STUFF A FEW TIMES
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Furry
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Im making this worse for myself rn..
Anonymous
IM NOT A FURRY
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Kkinda
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WELL IM BARLEY A FURRY BUT ILL NEVER ADMIT IT
Anonymous
I just love getting petted ^^
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...
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Def furry
Anonymous
Nu
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Im js into odd things
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And do odd things
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Skyler said no simping but bro made us leave the group
Anonymous
U aint even simping
Anonymous
ur js being a good bf :/
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Ik
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They don't know the difference between the twi
Anonymous
Do u need me to talk to them?
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Nah
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k.
Anonymous
I told izah somethin i dont tell people :/
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You want to?
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Go ahead share iy with me
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It
Anonymous
Itsnothing really
Anonymous
Just that like
Anonymous
I take everyones problems or like arguements and fix it
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It's enough to tell Izaiah but. Not me
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And people get mad at me when I do nothing cause things didn't go the way they wanted :/
Anonymous
I js told u dum dum
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Ik
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Like
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Honestly
Anonymous
So many people expect me to take care of everything
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That's cause you're a reliable person
Anonymous
Like skyler has gone to me few times telling me to murder someone fa him
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I can vent to you and skyler
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There's no one else to vent to
Anonymous
Its diff then venting
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Its like taking care of everyone
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Just putting it out there
Anonymous
k..
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Mom
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But that's cause people trust you
Anonymous
Guess its good i hide what it dose ta me =D
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I Miss you
Anonymous
Im scared :/
Anonymous
It feels like u dont care..
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I'm sorry
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Apologies
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Enlighten me my dearr
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Why am i still here..?
Anonymous
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Shut up I'm thinking
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):
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Dude I ain't got anything to say
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ok..
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Babe
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yh?
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You're my everything
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I love you so much
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You've made everything better
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You made me love again
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You Made me feel again
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Everything in you matters
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You are someone to trust in to vent to and to just talk to
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You don't tell anyone anyone's problems
Anonymous
idkidkidk
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I cant do this anymore
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Love
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hm?
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Don't off yourself
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Please
Anonymous
I cant
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CAUSE FUCKIN GUS
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Thank you
Anonymous
uh huh
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I love you
Anonymous
Damn, Must suck for you.
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No, I love being with you
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I love everything about us
Anonymous
...
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You matter to me
Anonymous
Why
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I've said this before
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I wouldn't be the person I am now if it weren't for you
Anonymous
im not even a good gf..
Anonymous
I dont pay attention to anything
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Yeah. You are a perfect girlfriend
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It is?
Anonymous
Almost..
Anonymous
I regret saying this..
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I wasnt sposed to..
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It's okay
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I don't understand it anyhow
Anonymous
You dont want to
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But I do
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I somewhat get it but I somewhat don't
Anonymous
...
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And believe me I won't rat you out
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you want to understand..?
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Yes
Anonymous
Ok
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Damn
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Youre clever
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Mentally drain?
Anonymous
Well
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but like
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Kinda
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Eh
Anonymous
for the most part
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Uh huh
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Mhmm
Anonymous
should not have told u that last part..
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Mhmm
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Don't worry
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I'm not telling nobody
Anonymous
3 things is better than all ig
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Mhm
Anonymous
yk to much
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It's good ik much abt you
Anonymous
You're starting to see the side no one else has seen
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I'm trying to be as open as I can so do whatever you is
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It's okay
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I'll love you no matter what
Anonymous
I murderd a dog
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I di not care
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Do
Anonymous
Well
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I love you
Anonymous
I would never do that
Anonymous
I love you to
Anonymous
But i am the reason my bsf killed herself
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Jas?
Anonymous
No
Anonymous
Jas is still alive..
Anonymous
Hopefully
Anonymous
Im also the reason my mom kicked me out
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I'll always love you
Anonymous
And the reason my dad hates me
Anonymous
Im js not enough :/
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You are enough for me
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More than enough
Anonymous
Not for long
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Idk
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Eternity is a long time
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Eternity won't be long enough
Anonymous
...
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I love you with all that is true
Anonymous
I get mad at myself for haveing emotion..
Anonymous
I love you more than
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anything
Anonymous
can even express
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So do i
Anonymous
(:
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I love you
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I love you too <3
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did jake reply to u though
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Nope
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Not to my knowledge
Anonymous
ok..
Anonymous
Look @ time
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:/
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Damn
Anonymous
Yeah ):
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:)(
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:)
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Damnit
Anonymous
*tackles you*
Anonymous
Rawr~
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You're you're confusing me with the backwards ::(
Anonymous
Good >:)
Anonymous
Im evil
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Hehe
Anonymous
Ima steal you from da world
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Please do
Anonymous
=D
Anonymous
I think i love u to mich
Anonymous
much*
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I love you to much too
Anonymous
I do not trust these feelings
Anonymous
At all
Anonymous
Is it bad i made it so Im not allowed to cry?
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Yes
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Let it out
Anonymous
Nu
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Would u ever hurt e
Anonymous
me*
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Of course not
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Aside from choking
Anonymous
mm~
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You should've sat on my face
Anonymous
I may or may not be talking to u bout the man on the moon
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At the bridge
Anonymous
No-
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:(
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Okay
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Fair enoufh
Anonymous
Mabye like
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When im older
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Fair enough
Anonymous
I love you <3
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I love you to <333
Anonymous
U didnt see what i deleted right?
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No
Anonymous
good..
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What was it
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Don't do that
Anonymous
eh
Anonymous
im good
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It's worse than the no eating for a day
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Do that instead
Anonymous
Ill do both =D
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No
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Oh gus
Anonymous
Itll be ok
Anonymous
Hes used to it
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Damnit
Anonymous
Luv, you aint stoppin me
Anonymous
time ):
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Ily
Anonymous
I love you to
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<333
Anonymous
Goodnight for uu~
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Gn babe
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I love you
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Like alot
Anonymous
I love u too
Yum Myan
Eat food drink water and sleep goddamn you Iām at a football game
Yum Myan
Go chargers
Yum Myan
Our house
Yum Myan
Ok good bye now wish I could talk moar but I gtg ok good bye
Anonymous
I miss you gus..
Anonymous
So much