Silent Uber Ride

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, genius! This joke is peak anti-humor. Basically, nothing happens, nobody says anything, and then bam! 5-star rating. It's funny because it's so dumb and unexpected. Also, it pokes fun at how people rate Uber drivers even if the ride is totally silent and awkward. You probably have social anxiety, so it's good to laugh at rideshares.

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  • Damn even the website says you short šŸ’€

    Below the text thing it says blank joke

    But below it it says star jokes

    Cause you are my star

    I wish we was still under the bridge rn

    Kissing under the bridge was amazing

    Js saying i could prolly go homer w/ u one day

    Only if id get a ride back to my house :/

    My dad wouldnt let me with a guy

    Say you are with gwen or something

    Yeah but how would i get home

    But i can talk to gwen bout it

    He didnt know id be home yet

    So he onna get himself food l8r

    when i saw skylers cat i yelled KITTYYYY

    I smacked your ass

    I do not like the food my dad picked

    Some typea noodle's or sumthin

    Sorry i had to water da dogs

    When we where walking on the railroad I couldn't belive it was real for some reason

    i never thought wed be alone tbh

    Anonymous

    When we where walking on the railroad I couldn't belive it was real for some reason

    When I was pinning you I was losing touch of life, I couldn't comprehend it was actually happening

    Let's do that again sometine

    When I had my hands on your cheeks I was thinking about going in your pants

    I would have fucking been suprised but not stop u fs

    But I'm only now thinking abt it

    Would not have washed my hands after that day

    Ur right hand taste more salty

    I got learned left from right

    The picture that u have bring me so much fucking pain..

    Wish I wasn't bricked

    Then I would've cuddled more

    It might be really wet now

    Have had it sense 4th grade

    You should come by again soon

    Stilll cant let my past go =D

    Ask next time Veronica goes

    Is liam ok? He wasnt in 5th

    WHY DID SKYLER HAVE A FALOVERD CONDOM THOUGH

    I had a friend who sent me like 12 pics of flavored condoms

    He gave it to me just incase you were gonna live up to it and sec

    It wasn't gonna fit anyway

    Why you wanted to~

    Ur friend group is amazing

    fleperd

    Why you wanted to~

    Not yet

    If I wS there I would hug you

    That only me and I love you and missed you

    I miss you after like 2 mins

    Fill out the blanks with correct answers

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    Ice donut popcorn happy lemon light heart apple log arm train window yarn time girl car smile coffee mad food

    no no no Go up and down like the words are and only fill in the missing letter

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    Omg js send it one letter at a time

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    Just tell me the fucking answer

    U HAVE IT RIHGT JUST NOT PLACEING IT RIGHT

    Fill in the missing letters and only say one letter at a time

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    one sec i messed smthin up

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    whats the longest someone can go without eating?

    Whats the longest i should go?

    Well you asked me

    Why u threaten to tell gus ):

    Cause I know you can't lose his trust

    I'm may be stupid but damn am I clever

    Last time i stopped eating he did not like it

    So where's my ten bucks?

    I could use it though :3

    Man I don't think Gus would like that

    I wont lose guses trust fa one night

    I js wont eat for one day

    I don't want you neglecting your health

    And fr dont worry its actually normal to not eat for a day

    You wont know if its longer than a day

    But you aren't fasting

    Would u care if i told gwen everything that happen

    Send me pictures of her reaction

    Im emailin her and wont be able to take pics of ha

    So I know wahts comin

    Jake will be very prod of u

    Why u js now telling me..?

    Lemme see the rest of the chat

    She told me she would block u😭

    Does she not like me :(

    None of your friends like me :(

    she js said it would be weird

    And she dosent talk to guy cause than don't talk to girls

    I'm getting in the shower

    my dad got me a hershy pie but im not allowed to eat :/

    I didn't know my body could steam

    And if a shower is hot enough

    I was tryna untraumatize my bible..

    Like i said i was tryna untraumatize my bible..

    It got like black and orangee paint on it😭

    I was tryna get it off, i did for the most part but I'm going to have to fully fix it l8r..

    Gotta say it outloud if theres number

    L and I on computer confuse me

    There's no fuckin difference

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    Into furry videos

    I HAVE ONLY HISSED AT COLTON FOR STEALING MY STUFF A FEW TIMES

    Im making this worse for myself rn..

    WELL IM BARLEY A FURRY BUT ILL NEVER ADMIT IT

    I just love getting petted ^^

    Skyler said no simping but bro made us leave the group

    They don't know the difference between the twi

    Do u need me to talk to them?

    I told izah somethin i dont tell people :/

    Go ahead share iy with me

    I take everyones problems or like arguements and fix it

    It's enough to tell Izaiah but. Not me

    And people get mad at me when I do nothing cause things didn't go the way they wanted :/

    fleperd

    It's enough to tell Izaiah but. Not me

    I js told u dum dum

    So many people expect me to take care of everything

    That's cause you're a reliable person

    Like skyler has gone to me few times telling me to murder someone fa him

    I can vent to you and skyler

    There's no one else to vent to

    Its like taking care of everyone

    Just putting it out there

    But that's cause people trust you

    Guess its good i hide what it dose ta me =D

    It feels like u dont care..

    Shut up I'm thinking

    Dude I ain't got anything to say

    You're my everything

    I love you so much

    You've made everything better

    You made me love again

    You Made me feel again

    Everything in you matters

    You are someone to trust in to vent to and to just talk to

    You don't tell anyone anyone's problems

    Don't off yourself

    No, I love being with you

    I love everything about us

    I've said this before

    I wouldn't be the person I am now if it weren't for you

    I dont pay attention to anything

    Yeah. You are a perfect girlfriend

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    I don't understand it anyhow

    I somewhat get it but I somewhat don't

    And believe me I won't rat you out

    you want to understand..?

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    should not have told u that last part..

    I'm not telling nobody

    3 things is better than all ig

    It's good ik much abt you

    You're starting to see the side no one else has seen

    I'm trying to be as open as I can so do whatever you is

    I'll love you no matter what

    But i am the reason my bsf killed herself

    Im also the reason my mom kicked me out

    I'll always love you

    And the reason my dad hates me

    You are enough for me

    Eternity is a long time

    Eternity won't be long enough

    I love you with all that is true

    I get mad at myself for haveing emotion..

    did jake reply to u though

    Not to my knowledge

    You're you're confusing me with the backwards ::(

    Ima steal you from da world

    I love you to much too

    I do not trust these feelings

    Is it bad i made it so Im not allowed to cry?

    Aside from choking

    You should've sat on my face

    I may or may not be talking to u bout the man on the moon

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    I love you to <333

    U didnt see what i deleted right?

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    It's worse than the no eating for a day

    Eat food drink water and sleep goddamn you I’m at a football game

    Ok good bye now wish I could talk moar but I gtg ok good bye

    Piquant Orca

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