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Alright, listen up, genius! This joke is peak anti-humor. Basically, nothing happens, nobody says anything, and then bam! 5-star rating. It's funny because it's so dumb and unexpected. Also, it pokes fun at how people rate Uber drivers even if the ride is totally silent and awkward. You probably have social anxiety, so it's good to laugh at rideshares.

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Damn even the website says you short šŸ’€

Below the text thing it says blank joke

But below it it says star jokes

Cause you are my star

I wish we was still under the bridge rn

Kissing under the bridge was amazing

Js saying i could prolly go homer w/ u one day

Only if id get a ride back to my house :/

My dad wouldnt let me with a guy

Say you are with gwen or something

Yeah but how would i get home

But i can talk to gwen bout it

He didnt know id be home yet

So he onna get himself food l8r

when i saw skylers cat i yelled KITTYYYY

I smacked your ass

I do not like the food my dad picked

Some typea noodle's or sumthin

Sorry i had to water da dogs

When we where walking on the railroad I couldn't belive it was real for some reason

i never thought wed be alone tbh

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When we where walking on the railroad I couldn't belive it was real for some reason

When I was pinning you I was losing touch of life, I couldn't comprehend it was actually happening

Let's do that again sometine

When I had my hands on your cheeks I was thinking about going in your pants

I would have fucking been suprised but not stop u fs

But I'm only now thinking abt it

Would not have washed my hands after that day

Ur right hand taste more salty

I got learned left from right

The picture that u have bring me so much fucking pain..

Wish I wasn't bricked

Then I would've cuddled more

It might be really wet now

Have had it sense 4th grade

You should come by again soon

Stilll cant let my past go =D

Ask next time Veronica goes

Is liam ok? He wasnt in 5th

WHY DID SKYLER HAVE A FALOVERD CONDOM THOUGH

I had a friend who sent me like 12 pics of flavored condoms

He gave it to me just incase you were gonna live up to it and sec

It wasn't gonna fit anyway

Why you wanted to~

Ur friend group is amazing

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Why you wanted to~

Not yet

If I wS there I would hug you

That only me and I love you and missed you

I miss you after like 2 mins

Fill out the blanks with correct answers

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Ice donut popcorn happy lemon light heart apple log arm train window yarn time girl car smile coffee mad food

no no no Go up and down like the words are and only fill in the missing letter

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Omg js send it one letter at a time

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Just tell me the fucking answer

U HAVE IT RIHGT JUST NOT PLACEING IT RIGHT

Fill in the missing letters and only say one letter at a time

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one sec i messed smthin up

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whats the longest someone can go without eating?

Whats the longest i should go?

Why u threaten to tell gus ):

Cause I know you can't lose his trust

I'm may be stupid but damn am I clever

Last time i stopped eating he did not like it

So where's my ten bucks?

I could use it though :3

Man I don't think Gus would like that

I wont lose guses trust fa one night

I don't want you neglecting your health

And fr dont worry its actually normal to not eat for a day

You wont know if its longer than a day

But you aren't fasting

Would u care if i told gwen everything that happen

Send me pictures of her reaction

Im emailin her and wont be able to take pics of ha

So I know wahts comin

Jake will be very prod of u

Why u js now telling me..?

Lemme see the rest of the chat

She told me she would block u😭

Does she not like me :(

None of your friends like me :(

she js said it would be weird

And she dosent talk to guy cause than don't talk to girls

I'm getting in the shower

my dad got me a hershy pie but im not allowed to eat :/

I didn't know my body could steam

And if a shower is hot enough

I was tryna untraumatize my bible..

Like i said i was tryna untraumatize my bible..

It got like black and orangee paint on it😭

I was tryna get it off, i did for the most part but I'm going to have to fully fix it l8r..

Gotta say it outloud if theres number

L and I on computer confuse me

There's no fuckin difference

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I HAVE ONLY HISSED AT COLTON FOR STEALING MY STUFF A FEW TIMES

Im making this worse for myself rn..

WELL IM BARLEY A FURRY BUT ILL NEVER ADMIT IT

I just love getting petted ^^

Skyler said no simping but bro made us leave the group

They don't know the difference between the twi

Do u need me to talk to them?

I told izah somethin i dont tell people :/

Go ahead share iy with me

I take everyones problems or like arguements and fix it

It's enough to tell Izaiah but. Not me

And people get mad at me when I do nothing cause things didn't go the way they wanted :/

fleperd

It's enough to tell Izaiah but. Not me

I js told u dum dum

So many people expect me to take care of everything

That's cause you're a reliable person

Like skyler has gone to me few times telling me to murder someone fa him

I can vent to you and skyler

There's no one else to vent to

Its like taking care of everyone

Just putting it out there

But that's cause people trust you

Guess its good i hide what it dose ta me =D

It feels like u dont care..

Shut up I'm thinking

Dude I ain't got anything to say

You're my everything

I love you so much

You've made everything better

You made me love again

You Made me feel again

Everything in you matters

You are someone to trust in to vent to and to just talk to

You don't tell anyone anyone's problems

Don't off yourself

No, I love being with you

I love everything about us

I've said this before

I wouldn't be the person I am now if it weren't for you

I dont pay attention to anything

Yeah. You are a perfect girlfriend

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I don't understand it anyhow

I somewhat get it but I somewhat don't

And believe me I won't rat you out

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should not have told u that last part..

I'm not telling nobody

3 things is better than all ig

It's good ik much abt you

You're starting to see the side no one else has seen

I'm trying to be as open as I can so do whatever you is

I'll love you no matter what

But i am the reason my bsf killed herself

Im also the reason my mom kicked me out

I'll always love you

And the reason my dad hates me

You are enough for me

Eternity is a long time

Eternity won't be long enough

I love you with all that is true

I get mad at myself for haveing emotion..

did jake reply to u though

Not to my knowledge

You're you're confusing me with the backwards ::(

Ima steal you from da world

I love you to much too

I do not trust these feelings

Is it bad i made it so Im not allowed to cry?

Aside from choking

You should've sat on my face

I may or may not be talking to u bout the man on the moon

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I love you to <333

U didnt see what i deleted right?

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It's worse than the no eating for a day

Eat food drink water and sleep goddamn you I’m at a football game

Ok good bye now wish I could talk moar but I gtg ok good bye