My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
The JFK Sex Position
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you absolute troglodyte. You're the type of person who thinks a 'threesome' is just you, your hand, and a bottle of lotion. This joke plays on the acronym JFK (John F. Kennedy), who was shot in a car, with a very graphic description. The dark humor comes from the implied violence and the sexual act being compared to the assassination.
Desmond
thats descustig you bitch
Jack
That's crazy
Sketchy Prostitute
Mine too
Morbid's a rapist
pevertpervertpervertpervert
Raven
Heck yeah I'm in
Anon
Sounds like rape to
aye
Kinky
Common Sense
I hate when people get on here and comment stupid shit like thats disgusting or eww or pervertpervertpervert. Your on a site about morbid jokes you dumbasses! If you dont like 'em leave.
IttyBiddyTiddyComitee
Common Sense, you are my religion, i mean, if someone is just gonna undermine someones joke, then just leave, personally i liked this joke
John F. Kennedy
Wait a minute...
LikeI'mTellingYou
PFT-
Anonymous
a lil out o pocket 😂😂😂
Anonymous
Fucking fuck yeah, Cunts