Mr_MorbidSeeker

I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."

(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)

I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...

I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.