Mr_MorbidSeeker

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Son: Dad I want to go to the movies! Dad: Sure, go wait in the car ill be there in a few. Son: Alright Dad *sits down inside the car* Dad: Alright off we go! Son: Dad look there is a homeless person asking for help, should we help them? Dad: No son we can't right now because I only brought money for us and by the way she is one of my ex's and wow she cant even survive without me. Son: *Rolls down window* Hey lady! Lady: Yes? Son: What do you need help with? Lady: Hiding because someone is chasing me will you help me?! Son and Dad. Okay? Get in. Lady: Thank you very much. Dad: *Thinks* where do we take her now? Son: Where do you want us to take you or do you have somewhere specific where you want to go? Lady: I need to get to any airport because I need to hide somewhere else in the U,S. Dad: Alright we can do that. *All of them get to the airport safely* Lady: Thank you so much!!! Dad and Son: You are welcome! Son: Now can we go to the movies? Dad: Wait I see man that are running in all black clothes and they look like they are looking for someone. Son: Am worried we should get out of here before they find out we help the lady!. Dad: Your're right lets go. and we wont be able to go to the movies today because they might be asking everyone around here about her. Son: Ok dad lets go home. *They both get home safely* Dad: Ok if you here anyone talking make sure to look out the window to see who it is. Son: Ok Dad. *2 hours later knocking can be heard* Son: DAD IT'S THEM WHAT WE DO? Dad: Calm down don't act up or so something suspicious. FBI: Hello Sir, how are you this evening? Dad: Am doing great officers. FBI: we are just asking one question to everyone in this city. which is have you seen this lady anywhere around here? *Shows a Picture of the lady they were helping* Dad: No sorry officer I haven't seen the person you are looking for. Am sorry i can't help out. FBI: That's Alright. Thank you for corroborating with us. Dad: Your welcome Sir. FBI: Y'all have a great evening. Dad: You too. *The FBI Agent leave their neighborhood* Son: Phew*. That was close Dad: Yea that was. Son: Um Dad... Dad: Yes son? Son: There is someone outside looking though the window... FBI: HEY STOP RIGHT THERE I HEARD EVERYTHING! Dad: Its the FBI Agent he has come back!!! Son: Ill go get the keys to turn on the truck! Dad: Be careful ill go get supplies and get weapons! Son: AHHHH DAD HELP! *Muffled Screaming* Dad: SON NO, AM COMING *To be continued*

I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

I was hunting at night for deer and then I found one and shot it, I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...