Mr_MorbidSeeker

@mrmorbidseeker

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Son

  • Son: Dad, I want to go to the movies!

    Dad: Sure, go wait in the car. I'll be there in a few.

    Son: Alright, Dad. *sits down inside the car*

    Dad: Alright, off we go!

    Son: Dad, look, there is a homeless person asking for help. Should we help them?

    Dad: No, son, we can't right now because I only brought money for us, and, by the way, she is one of my ex's and wow, she can't even survive without me.

    Son: *Rolls down window* Hey lady!

    Lady: Yes?

    Son: What do you need help with?

    Lady: Hiding, because someone is chasing me. Will you help me?!

    Son and Dad: Okay? Get in.

    Lady: Thank you very much!

    Dad: *Thinks* where do we take her now?

    Son: Where do you want us to take you, or do you have somewhere specific where you want to go?

    Lady: I need to get to any airport because I need to hide somewhere else in the U.S.

    Dad: Alright, we can do that.

    *All of them get to the airport safely*

    Lady: Thank you so much!!!

    Dad and Son: You are welcome!

    Son: Now can we go to the movies?

    Dad: Wait, I see men that are running in all black clothes and they look like they are looking for someone.

    Son: Am worried we should get out of here before they find out we help the lady!.

    Dad: Your're right lets go, and we wont be able to go to the movies today because they might be asking everyone around here about her.

    Son: Ok dad lets go home.

    *They both get home safely*

    Dad: Ok if you here anyone talking make sure to look out the window to see who it is.

    Son: Ok Dad.

    *2 hours later knocking can be heard*

    Son: DAD IT'S THEM WHAT WE DO?

    Dad: Calm down don't act up or so something suspicious.

    FBI: Hello Sir, how are you this evening?

    Dad: Am doing great officers.

    FBI: we are just asking one question to everyone in this city, which is have you seen this lady anywhere around here? *Shows a Picture of the lady they were helping*

    Dad: No sorry officer I haven't seen the person you are looking for. Am sorry i can't help out.

    FBI: That's Alright. Thank you for corroborating with us.

    Dad: Your welcome Sir.

    FBI: Y'all have a great evening.

    Dad: You too.

    *The FBI Agent leave their neighborhood*

    Son: Phew*. That was close

    Dad: Yea that was.

    Son: Um Dad...

    Dad: Yes son?

    Son: There is someone outside looking though the window...

    FBI: HEY STOP RIGHT THERE I HEARD EVERYTHING!

    Dad: Its the FBI Agent he has come back!!!

    Son: Ill go get the keys to turn on the truck!

    Dad: Be careful ill go get supplies and get weapons!

    Son: AHHHH DAD HELP! *Muffled Screaming*

    Dad: SON NO, AM COMING

    *To be continued*

    Accident

  • I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."

    (I gotta go pay him out of jail!)

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