Sex position jokes
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
