Sex position jokes
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
Memes
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
