Sex position

Sex Position Jokes

Incest

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

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  • JFK

    My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

    Sex

    My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.

    Family

    Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

    Necrophilia

    So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

    When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

    He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

    Incest

    Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

    I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

    JFK

    My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂

    Brother

    What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?

    The cowgirl.

    Sex

    Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

    Sex

    My favorite sex position is the JFK:

    I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.