Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. π€
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alikeβthey both worship Datsun.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair this car in RC-XD
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
Police officers hope youβre a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! π
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
