I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
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Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
cars are like bullets, you jump in front of one they solve all your problems
ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement
your hairline is that far back that i cant even back out of my car
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat belt😂
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
What happens when a frog's car breaks down It gets toad away
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
What does a car have when its very itchy?
A road rash
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a u-turn
