Car Jokes

i got a gtr yesterday, now my kids say gtr we there yet

one day he a mom look like a pig she broke the car down

knock knock whos there daisy daisy who daisy me rollinnnnnn

What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident

An amputation

making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6 year old in the trunk of my car.

you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps

me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car

What is the skeletons favorited car?

: a zamBONEy

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP

What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.

There’s Two Mexicans in a car Whose driving

A Cop

One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

What's the difference between a fish and a car?

you can tune a car...but you can't TUNA fish! x3

What did the bus driver say to the car? What is your address

What’s heavy, black, and can’t swim?

Ted Kennedy’s Oldsmobile Delmot 88 with Mary Jo Kopechne trapped inside

sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)

Hey guys Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone he says there name really loud. Billy-Hey guys I just got back from my DADS!! Wait what Billy??

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.