Call jokes

A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.

You call, I'm putting on.

Frank (34) DJ.

What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?

Super Smash Bros.

What do you call a retreat in war?

A backup plan.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

What did the two paintings say after a long battle?

Let's call this one a draw.

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?

A steamed vegetable.

So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche.

What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.

What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.

What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.

Q: What has two wings and a halo?

A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"