What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
What do you call Stephan hawkings on fire HOT WHEELS
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? a chill pill.
if someone calls you dirty minded just say
You are dirty minded as well if you understand what im saying
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
A NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR SHORT GF
LITTLE ANKLE BITTER MASTER YODA HASBULA MY LITTLE EWOK
What do u call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gane!
what do you call a priest that graduated from law school
father in law
you call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away
suicide isn't a joke. it's called "parkour gone wrong".