Call jokes
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why don't fish play basketball?
Because they're scared of the net!
Why can't you play the guitar on a fish?
Because you can't tuna fish!
What do you call an American bee?
A USB!
What fruit likes to go down the slide?
Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
That's all my jokes in mind, y'all!
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
This guy walked into a pizzeria and ordered a water. The owner called him an idiot.
His girlfriend walked in and ordered a pineapple pizza.
The guy left her, and the owner made her leave.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What do you call a gay Pikachu? Penischew.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG