Call jokes
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
In the realm where words wander free, A tale unfolds, unbounded and carefree, Jayden, a curious soul, embarks on a quest, An enigmatic journey, where desires manifest.
Marching through the corridors of cyberspace, He delves into realms of passion and grace, With a click and a glance, a world awakes, As pixels dance, his curiosity takes.
In the dimly lit room, shadows play, Jayden surrenders to this clandestine display, A voyeur to fantasies, unspoken and raw, He gazes upon screens, an uncharted draw.
Whispers of temptation echo in his ears, As he navigates through fantasies and fears, The allure of the forbidden, an intoxicating call, Jayden's senses entangled, in a mesmerizing thrall.
But amidst the symphony of moans and sighs, A realization dawns, awakening his eyes, For behind the allure, a truth is revealed, In the depths of this world, a heart left concealed.
Within the flickering scenes of pleasure's masquerade, Lies a yearning for connection, a soul's crusade, Jayden, march forward, beyond the screens, Seek the embrace of love, where true beauty gleams.
For within the realm of flesh and bone, A deeper fulfillment can truly be known, In the tender touch, in the warmth of a kiss, Lies a bliss beyond pixels, a love that won't dismiss.
So, let Jayden march, with newfound grace, From the fantasies that once held his embrace, For the world awaits, with its wonders untold, Where love reigns supreme, a story yet to unfold.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.