Call jokes
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
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What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.