Call jokes
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.