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What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."