Call jokes
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.