Call jokes
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.