Call jokes
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!