Call Jokes

Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

what do u call a Muslim sleepover?

Osamas in Pajamas

You call it a burning orphanage. I call it fnaf lore.

You call, I'm putting on

Frank (34) DJ

What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan

what do you call a stalker stalking himself a narcissist

My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”

So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche

Q: What has two wings and a halo? A: IAn asian phone call, Wing, Wing, Halo?

What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion

Why can’t orphans be gay. They don’t know who to call daddy

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?

Adolf Hit Her

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse

what do you call a drunken sailer?

arrested