Call jokes
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.