Call jokes
What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Memes
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.