Call jokes
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha