Call jokes
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.