I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call you're daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance
What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
"A Twix."
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
call me willma, willma balls fit ya mouth!!
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
If Martin Luther King was white, what would they call him?
Alive
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
What do you call a 60 year old with a bomb?
Suicide Boomer
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
