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Sex

I think if a woman is giving a man a handjob, it should be called "wand making".

If a woman is giving a woman a handjob, it should be called "finger pointing".

If a man is giving a man a handjob, it should be called a "self-pleasure".

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

Michael Jackson

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

Democrat

What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

Chinese

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

Special

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

Michael Jackson

What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."

Scoliosis

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Blowjob

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

Special needs

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

Swearing

What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.