Call jokes
Q. What do you call a gay AISH worker? A. An AISH worker, you homophobic asshole.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?
Jeffrey Epstein.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
Inside a room full of squares, buckets, and tints, there are two inspectors. One is called Mr. Right, the other one is called Mr. Wrong. Because of their names, the first one is trusted more than the second one.
Mr. Wrong eventually got tired of that and worked on a plan for how more people could trust him. He took a jigsaw and he started to cut into his brain and sawed away half of his brain. It was still working.
Then he took a loaf of toast, cut it into half and glued it on his head, and then he made a strawberry cream and sprayed it on the toast. Because people couldn't recognize him as "Mr. Wrong," he was able to solve more cases.