Man

person

A man walks into a diner one day, walks up to the counter, and proceeds to order a bowl a chili.

The waitress says that the man sitting next to him just ordered the last bowl they had. That man was just sitting there, not eating the chili.

After watching him not eating for a while, the first man asks him, “Are you going to eat that?”

The second man replies, “No, you can have it if you want.”

So the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.

About halfway through the bowl, he’s chewing when he feels a crunch. He looks down only to see half a dead rat sitting in the chili.

He immediately throws all of it up, back into the bowl.

The second man looks at him and says, “Yeah, that’s about as far as I got too.”

Shoulder

Nick Ger

How do you kill a downy

Put rat poison on their shoulder

Cake

J0K35

What is a rat’s favorite dessert?

A chocolate mousse cake

Cake

Alert bird

What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

Puns

What did you say to me

This rat did the most amazing thing ever it was pretty radical dude.

Fat

Anonymous

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men then she ask me you wanna give a judgemental reaction about that? I said ok you smell rat pee on somebody’s cock.

Draw

Anonymous

rat gaagah

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