What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Avocado. Avocado DEEZ NUTS!
