Avocado jokes
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
ummmm
Community talk
Over ripe avocado
Hehe avocado