Avocado jokes

What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!