Avocado jokes
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
ummmm
Community talk
Over ripe avocado
Hehe avocado