Avocado jokes

What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?