5+ Avocado Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Glock

What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.

Fruit

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Memes

Toast

Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.

A close up shot of a slice of toast with mashed avocado shaped into Jabba the Hutt on top. The image includes a text message conversation with the question "What's is that?" followed by the answer "Jabbacado toast lol".

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Glock

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

Melon

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

World

How is the world's fattest avocado called?

Niko

Food

Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!

Memes

Toast

ummmm

The image shows a cereal box called "Avocado Toast Crunch" with the text "Mmm... REAL loan debt!" and "A PARTICIPATION TROPHY IN EVERY BOX!". The cereal pieces are shaped like small pieces of avocado toast, and there is a single character made out of avocado toast.

Piece

A white cat wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting at a table with scientific glassware. There is a blackboard behind it with formulas on it. The text reads: "What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

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