Avocado jokes
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
ummmm
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
