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Why don’t phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!

Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what’s the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I’ve been trying to contact you sense yesterday

knock, knock who’s there? An armless person why? they got stumped on why they contacted you

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

why do Asians don’t wear contacts… CAUSE THEY CANT FITT

by Roni Cung