Star Wars jokes
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.