Guy

Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

Number

Anonymous

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

Star

Loan Yoda

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!

Man

Anonymous

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Car

a

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Star

Anonymous

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda

Star

Anonymous

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

Star

Anonymous

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Puns

Jake A. Gray

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Star

Anonymous

Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Sister

Anonymous

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

Star

Loan Yoda

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!

Star

Loan Yoda

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

Star

Anonymous

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!

Chin

Anonymous

Star Wars jokes: Qui gon Chinn, mace chindo, chinbakka, darth chinious, anachin skywalker

Star

Anonymous

Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!

Son

Anonymous

Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader’s son. Palpatine: Knew it.

Star

Obi Wan

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

Star

Anonymous

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.

Star

Anonymous

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.

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