Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
