Star Wars

Star Wars Jokes

Condom

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Man

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Plan

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

Memes

Penis

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

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  • Movie

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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  • Orphan

    I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

    Solo

    Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

    Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

    Kid

    What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

    Hans Solo.

    Luke Skywalker

    What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

    You better not lay a finger on her!

    Condom

    Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

    So gay people can play Star Wars.

    Yoda

    Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

    He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Lorax

    I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

    Sandwich

    Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

    A: Because BB-8 it.

    Ya it's bad:)