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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his p.... inside Princess Leia for the first time? – Because it was Luke warm.