Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his p.... inside Princess Leia for the first time? – Because it was Luke warm.

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda

Q.What do you call a religious Wookie A. Jewbacca

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!

Why didn’t the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

What did a jockey’s manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter? Palpatine: Flew it.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi order? Palpatine: Slew it!

Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader’s son. Palpatine: Knew it.

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