War
Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars
Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.
Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader? Because he's their father.