Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
