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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Rey: Join me Ben you don’t have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!

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Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!

Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader’s son. Palpatine: Knew it.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.