Star Wars jokes
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Breathing, defenitly
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)