Star Wars

Star Wars Jokes

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.


Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.


Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.