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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his p.... inside Princess Leia for the first time? – Because it was Luke warm.

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8 -Yoda

Q.What do you call a religious Wookie A. Jewbacca

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Why didn’t the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!

What did a jockey’s manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal? Some Desert!

Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test? Palpatine: Review it.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.

Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi order? Palpatine: Slew it!

Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader’s son. Palpatine: Knew it.

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!