Star Wars jokes

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?

Palpatine: Brew it!

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it.

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

A. a PadaJuan.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?

A Pre Visa!

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?

Hobo Fett!

I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)