Star Wars Jokes

Anonymous

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

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Anonymous

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

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in Orphan

what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"

Anonymous

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

Anonymous

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

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What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Loan Yoda

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!

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in Orphan

i feel sad for orphans the cant watch star wars bc its parental guidance

Anonymous

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

Anonymous

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!

Yummy

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground

Loan Yoda

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!

Anonymous

Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Anonymous

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

Jake A. Gray
in Puns

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Obi Wan

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

Anonymous

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.

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Anonymous

Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.

Anonymous

So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school

Anonymous

what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?

Chewbacca