Star Wars jokes
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves? Hans Solo.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Stormtrooper: What should we do about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!