Star Wars Jokes

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!

Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan

What kind of car does yoda drive. A toyoda

Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time? -- Because it was Luke warm.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school

Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead

what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground

Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister? You better not Leia finger on her!

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

What do you call a homeless bounty hunter? Hobo Fett!

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader? Because he's their father.