Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi? A. a PadaJuan
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it ya it's Bad:)
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?
Palpatine: Screw it
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"