Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
what song does Saturn sing ?
'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it '
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Yes I’m CUTE
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that. :|
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust ring in hell-
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f dad
Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry? Carats
What did the cell phone say to his wife? i will give you a ring
Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring
saturn was so loved someone put a ring on him.
Chinese teacher phone rang going to class and he said My phone the Ring Ring it's my wife Ring Ring
