German man jokes
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.