German man jokes
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."