German man jokes

What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?

A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.

Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

What do you call a German man who can't see?

A not see.

Q: What do you call a blind German man?

Q: A not-see (Nazi).

In heaven, the Englishman is responsible for jokes, the Italian man for food, and the German man for law and order. In hell, the Englishman is responsible for food, the Italian man for law and order, and the German man for jokes.

To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.

TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?

What do you call a blind German man?

A Nazi.