The Vegun Gun

This is a play on words, a pun, that uses the similar-sounding word "vegan" to create a funny answer. A "vegun" is a gun that doesn't kill anyone, just like a vegan is someone who doesn't eat animal products.

• Gun
• Vegan
• Vegetarian
• Diet
• Weapon
• Lifestyle

• What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
• What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
• What do you call a criminal? Disarmed and dangerous.
• What's a gun's favorite type of literature? Magazine.