Pile of leaves jokes
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.