Pile of leaves jokes
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.