Pile of leaves jokes
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russell
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn鈥檛 feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 馃崄
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.