Chameleon jokes
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
