Chameleon jokes
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.