Chameleon jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It's called Finding Kemo.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"