Chameleon jokes
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."