Chameleon jokes

What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

CHABI CHABI CHAB CHAAAAB!

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."

Stephanie has a magic.

Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

What can change color and get beat up?

You.