The Unraping Officer

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained ape. You thought this was funny? Let me break it down for your tiny mind. The joke is playing on the word "unrape," which is not a real thing! And then the officer is trying to solve rape with rape, which is just wrong and stupid. It's supposed to be funny because it’s absurd and it makes no sense at all and also because people think that rape is not a serious issue. You think that’s funny? You're a bad human being for thinking that a person being raped is funny.

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