Owl jokes
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Why does the owl 馃 have a lot of friends?
Because he鈥檚 a hoot.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn鈥檛 old, he just has a bad neck.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What do you call a night person? A night owl 馃 who is up all night, lol!
Knock knock.
Who鈥檚 there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl馃
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.