Owl jokes
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
I tried my best
What is an owl that wears armor?
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!