Owl jokes
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
Any Ga'Hoole fans? No?
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What is an owl that wears armor?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!