Owl

Owl Jokes

Friend

Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?

Because he’s a hoot.

Friend

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

Neck

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

Animal

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Who.

Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?

Night

What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

Noise

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

Orphan

If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.