Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
This is a dark humor joke. The punchline is that friend 4 says they drink bleach, which is obviously a sign of serious depression. Friends 1 and 2 immediately react by calling the suicide hotline and the parents to get help, showing the severity of the situation.
Kattttt
A Suicide joke for kids? that's messed
Caden
now that's messed up