Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
Why can you never hear bunnies having sex? Because they have cotton balls.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
U wanna hear a Suicide joke nvm it didn’t make it
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming
What games would deaf people not be good at...
Simon says and Musical chairs
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What did the female rapist say at her hearing? Well that boys dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say 'my body my choice'
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler? It kept going: Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
did you hear the one about the deaf person me: no thats because they caint hear so they dont talk
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually I shouldn't spread it.
