Call jokes
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Memes
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.