Call jokes
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife, and no one could see him. He threw the body out of the car and threw the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife was dead and to come to the scene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops immediately arrested him. Why?
ANSWER: The cops never said where the scene of the crime is.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.