Call jokes
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
Memes
Not mine, but still funny
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!