i called my dog j thaey said jone
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? - Philipe Philope
what do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist
What do you call a cow in the snow? Chilli Beef
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency
What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple
My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
what do you call a transgender person? Nintendo switch
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? A high school pill party.
What do you call a non binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well according to my mom, I am.
what do you call a friend in space? space friend
What do you call a person with a flip flop
My dad
What do you call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto.
What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
