Call jokes
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store? She called for a price check.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.