Call jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Memes
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?
What do you call a ghost bee?
Boobees.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!