Call jokes
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Memes
My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.