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What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
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So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.