Call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
wtf is my fyp
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.