i called the suicide hotline and he suggested i drew on myself to distract myself. i replied id get ink poisoning
wouldnt recommend the police came
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
baked potato
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
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Call of duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever.
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny
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Call me an elevator, because I let people down..
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
What do you call an 18 year old orphan...? Homless
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Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
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What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.
