Call jokes
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
Mom!
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?
Ruberto
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.