Call jokes
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Memes
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do you call a frozen communist?
Hammer and popsicle.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a sad coffee?
Despesso.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!