Call

Call jokes

Shadow

what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Memes

Mouse

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?

Anonymouse.

Life Support

My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Flash

Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"

Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"

Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."

Comeback

What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?

Kill their parents.

Friend

What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.