Call jokes
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
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What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it FNAF lore.
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.