What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche 😂
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
What do you call an idiotic cow
A mis-steak!
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid? Reality.
What do you call an asian Chihuahua A Konichiuahua
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George"
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
What do you call a rich asian Cha ching
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
what do you call it when a man is scared in panera bread
panera dread
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
