The Doctor's Bad News

The joke plays on the made-up word 'boofa' which sounds like 'both of'. When the dad asks what it means, the doctor explains it by saying, 'both of these nuts in your mouth,' which is a crude way of referring to testicles and implies the dad is performing oral sex. The shock and vulgarity are the main source of humor.

• Son
• Disease
• Sex
• Ball
• Nut
• Body

• Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA. Q: What boofa? A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
• A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap. The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
• A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off." The man asks, "Why?" The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
• I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.