Black ops jokes

Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?