Bottom jokes
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
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Shitpost-master general
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
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Listen up, you tools.
The hamster is launching "Worst Jokes Jokes TV" 24/7. I know the guy - it's going to be total garbage for people with no hobbies. The rodent babbles trash while you stare blankly. Anyone watching this has officially hit rock bottom.
Fits your empty heads perfectly.
Listen up, that dumb hamster has its own site now. Probably needs a platform because nobody here takes him seriously anymore.
Getting the world explained to you by a rodent is the absolute bottom of the intellectual barrel. Anyone wasting their time on this small-animal content has completely lost control of their life. If you absolutely have to consume this garbage, go to wtfbear.com/en/chat/hamster - but don't come crying to me when you're even dumber than before. Who else is so lost that they actually believe the hamster has a clue?