Flashlight memes

My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.

I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.

Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.

The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.

"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.

The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.

Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."