Octopus

Anonymous

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

Girlfriend

DHS

There are two siblings. A little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night, and take her home. So they get to the bigger brothers house, and walk in his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk bed. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, “whenever you feel good, say lettuce, and whenever you want to switch positions say tomato.” The girl constantly is saying “lettuce, tomato” and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, " can you guys stop making sandwiches, you’re getting mayonnaise all over me.

Orange

Bri

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

Depression

jumpingOffAbalcony

How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?

"Hey Sir! Are you dead?’

Baby

Raymond

What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.

Toilet

Hottamale

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

Sea

Anonymous

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

Baby

Daddy

Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties

Toilet

Funny

Why did the toilet paper cross the road

To get to the Bottom

Legs

Anonymous

What has a bottom at the top? – Your legs.

Baby

truck driver

whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? one alive at the bottom

Baby

dicks to butts

when you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Guy

Anonymous

Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?

The bottom because his shits already packed.

Baby

The_1ThatSurvived

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There’s a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.

Girl

ANoNyMoUs

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

High

fhgheigehgiehg

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”

The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.” I know.

Ocean

Anonymous

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

Toilet

Anonymous

If I was a poo I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox

Baby

Anonymous

what is scarier then a pile of dead babies? the bottom one ate it’s way out

Chin

5Cap'nCrunch*'sMilkBowl5

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

Baby

HEHEHEHEHEHE

whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling

Smoking

Anonymous

What’s written on the bottom of a Belge swimming pool?

No smoking

Mountain

Anonymous

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China’s overcrowded, and therefore they’re starving. They have to eat…

Panda: “My god. They’re coming! Run! They’re hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!”

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: “Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!”

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a 14 year old boy and a 8 year old boy. The 14yo is on top the 8yo is on bottom

Puns

Anonymous

I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.

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