Bottom Jokes

An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner

What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic

Mooning is very ASStrological

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Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.

Why did I giggle?

Because I saw the oceans bottom

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What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.

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So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."©

What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool

-a baby with flat armbands-

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Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

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I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid