When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Eric's mom asked to his son why his bag is heavy and if it is because of books. Eric replied "No, magazines"
Cashier: Will you want the milk in a bag today sir?
Customer: I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
[god creating a jellyfish] God: how about an evil bag
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
So I saw a bag full children near a dumpster, I guess we know where the Orphans are when the parents didn’t want them..
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic Priest comes along, otherwise the Priest will have new sex toys..
