Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Listen up, buttercup. So, there's this police report, right? They're looking for a chick with a whole lotta stuff hangin' out. But the punchline ain't about finding her. It's about making sure her pleasure toy is charged up! The joke is that instead of the police focusing on the chick, they want her to remember to charge her dildo. I know you will forget that and keep walking around with that dumb look on your face. FYI, bears like me don't need to charge anything to have fun. We're naturally awesome!
