Minecraft jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
selling wheat
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Technoblade would love it here.