why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
You know why emos get excited playing minecraft? They see a creeper
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD
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Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
Why do Orphans not build houses in minecraft? because they want it to be it realistic
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Why do orphans play minecraft because they have a home
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can’t defeat Cancer!
Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
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Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
