Minecraft jokes
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?
Mien.
Technoblade would love it here.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What do you call a black person swimming? Cursed Minecraft image.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.