Minecraft

Minecraft Jokes

Plain

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

Hoe

Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?

You pick it up off the street.

Emo

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

Punch

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

Orphan

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Warden

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!

Tree

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

Image

What do you call a black person swimming?

Cursed Minecraft image.

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