What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13 foot deep pool.
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Two cannibals have just captured a man and are about to eat him, so they cook him and lay him on a table. the first cannibal says "you start at the bottom I start at the top" so they both chow down. about half an hour later, the second cannibal says "i'm having a ball" then than the the first cannibal says "than you're eating too fast"
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger than it hit the bottom o f the earth and "explosion"
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
